Star Trekkin' Across the Universe

Author's Note: Strong language is used below. If you are offended by this, then please do not read.
Although I personally think it's funny as heck in this instance, but that's my opinion. xD

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"……I feel like telling a story…"

"Then tell a story."

"But I don't know any good ones that I haven't told already."

"Then make one up."

"………Heh.

A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil empire…… -- I don't actually know the whole thing."

"Yeah, I was gonna say, if you did…"

"Hah, yeah, I know. Anyway, alonglongtimeagoinagalaxyfarfaraway, there was an evil
empire… that hated towels."

*giggles*

"Also in this far-far-away galaxy, there lived this guy named Zaphod Beeblebrox, who was most definitely not shamelessly stolen from a completely different story, and who absolutely loved towels. Like, they were basically the only thing he ever wore. Obviously, Zaphod had some problems with the empire. The empire (who is now suddenly going to be a singular person, not a plural organization) also really didn't like Zaphod and his thing with towels, so then the Empire was like, "Nooo, fuck you, Zaphod," and Zaphod was like, "BITCH you wanna go?!" and the Empire was like, "AW HELL YEAH, HO!"

So then they decided to have this big fight, and the Empire, who it turns out was actually the Master using an alias, stole the Doctor's TARDIS for some unknown reason. The Doctor got all pissed off, so he was all like, 'BITCH U GOIN DOWN!" and he teamed up with Zaphod, who gave him a towel. The Empire/Master thought that was really unfair, so he teamed up with this Dalek."

"…The Master teamed up with a Dalek."

"The Master teamed up with a Dalek."

"…Where'd the Dalek come from?"

*shrugs* "How the hell should I know? But anyway, the Dalek only teamed up with him because he hated the Doctor, and he was planning to totally stab the Master/Empire in the back when he got a chance. So then the four of them got into this huge sissy-fight on some random cliff."

"A sissy-fight?"

"Yup."

"…How would a Dalek do a sissy-fight?"

"Uhh.. I would go like this with its little robot-arm-protruding-thingies! *moves arms stiffly up and down*"

"I don't think that would work very well, though."

"Well, then, I dunno. NO WAIT! *giggles* It would uncover itself and flail its weird
little tentacle things!"

*guffaws*

"ANYWAY, the Doctor and the Master got kind of close to the ledge, and one especially girly slap sent the Master flying, but he grabbed onto the Doctor's tie and pulled him over the edge with him! But it was okay, because Zaphod, in all his lemon-powered genius, used his towels to make some sort of a catchy-sling-thingymajigger, and he pulled them both back to safety. The Dalek saw his chance suddenly, and with a loud cry of "EXTERMINATE, BITCH!" pushed the Master back off the ledge. Zaphod gave the Dalek a high-five and said, "Cool story, bro," and then the Dalek was suddenly absorbed into some weird vortex-prison (again). Then the Doctor and Zaphod took off in the TARDIS and had an awesome tea party with a Klingon and Spock."